Tuesday, September 6, 2011

liquid assets

why is the Lord burning Texas??

first of all, I woke up this morning to Seven Sisters....Jupiter...an awesome nebulla...and other constellations...it's pretty obvious that God is favoring me today...and I had a dream about the seven sisters in bikinis and a red canoe rowing to have sex with me!!

now for the most part I love Texas....all the history and great music and Gilley's honky tonk..the Alamo..
I remember one time we got caught in a rain storm so severe we had to hightail it up to higher ground to save ourselves...I've never seen rain come down so hard...

water...more precious than gold

but today, Texas is in a drought and wildfires are burning through the land...locally, the fire dept and folks in high fire danger areas are cutting down all the brush and "invasives" in hopes of stopping fires...all in vain of course...fire will burn especially in hot dry winds....if you try to remove a fuel source and we get a fire this season, it'll just move quicker to your house...houses..that's why they do these brush clearings..houses...

what they should do is controlled burns like they used to in the back country..I don't know if it prevents fires, I just liked the way it smelled...but if a Santa Ana wind whips a fire up again, the brush clearing will have no affect..the fire will simply laugh at you


so Texas is on fire with many homes being lost...and Governor Rick Perry stopped his presidential tour to go back to Texas...WTF can he do?? well, he can pray...he prayed for rain, God said "no deal"...he prayed to stop the fires, God said "no deal"...is God avenging? is God paying Texas back for elected ignorant hick cowboy governors?

is God punishing Texas for ENRON? or punishing Rick Perry for shooting a coyote for no reason? or wanting to secede from the United States....will he want the government to help Texas with the wildfire damage?? or is that just socialism??

dumbass teabaggers..goddam they are annoying me..of course the goverment should help Texas because it's purty clear God won't...

3 comments:

spitfire squid said...

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going.
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing.

Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing.

Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?

Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing.
And they're certainly not showing
any signs that they are slowing!

--Willy Wonka

Mick Von Caw said...

SEND ME YOUR SISTERS!!

Anonymous said...

Remember, RIck, it's not a natural disater, it's an ACT OF GOD. Just like the Gulf Spill. God doesn't like you running around shooting off your mouth like a Smith and Wesson proclaiming your candidacy is in his same!