Wendy defends her mutts...well I had to read between the lines a little before I got Wendy's message to her loyal readers..loyal meaning dog-loyal..she thinks you people are dogs which might be ok 4u since she likes dogs more than people...
but she tells us dogs that she has a new dog..a kinda wacky looking pit bull named Mikey..after Mike Stoker??
I dunno but she goes on and on about dogs are only mean if their owners are mean and that Mikey doesn't have mean bone in his body..blah blah blah...I mean who cares... we're talking dogs here!!!
all this sappy dog talk gives me the hives....people like Wendy are starving for love and affection they didn't get from their parents and the only place they can get it is from a dog....not a wild dog like a coyote mind you, but a domestic dog that as far as I can tell has no practical use other than filling a mommy or daddy role to an emotionallly wounded adult...
all this sappy dog talk gives me the hives....people like Wendy are starving for love and affection they didn't get from their parents and the only place they can get it is from a dog....not a wild dog like a coyote mind you, but a domestic dog that as far as I can tell has no practical use other than filling a mommy or daddy role to an emotionallly wounded adult... but anyway reading between the lines I see the greeting from Wendy was not about dogs at all! it was about Peter Lance, Scott Steepleton, Nipper, Katich and the Baron..all the mutts in her little kingdom...
now the reason I believe this is coz Wendy left little clues about her "reporters"....they may have received "bad press" (News-Press
reference)..or when she says pit bulls are good with children and mentions "Petey" from the Little Rascals TV series in the 1950s...(Petey being an obvious reference to Peter Lance trying to tell us what a great guy he really is)...
now the reason I believe this is coz Wendy left little clues about her "reporters"....they may have received "bad press" (News-Press
reference)..or when she says pit bulls are good with children and mentions "Petey" from the Little Rascals TV series in the 1950s...(Petey being an obvious reference to Peter Lance trying to tell us what a great guy he really is)... and it's a well known fact that Petey often terrorized Buckwheat which is why black folks don't like dogs very much..and most pit bulls suffer from ADHD transferred to them from their nutjob owners...I hope Mikey survives Wendy
Wendy's mutt is a cross between a terrier and a pit bull..or interbreeding..it's a nice way to say that they let some hardened pit bulls loose to rape some little terriers...these terrier pit bulls aren't pets, they're experiments!!
Every 40 seconds, someone in the United States seeks medical attention for a dog bite.
There are approximately 800,000 bites per year in the United States that require medical treatment.
Most of the victims are children, and most of them are bitten on the face.
This breed is variously cited as being responsible for nearly a third of all fatal dog attacks in the United States, in part due to its tenacity in a fight. Pit bulls cause one-third of dog-bite related fatalities while only make up less than 2% of the dog population. Because of the deaths, maulings and serious injuries inflicted by Pit Bulls, many countries worldwide ban these dogs altogether or require licenses for ownership of them. In response to many high profile maulings and fatal attacks by Pit Bulls, many US cities and towns have specifically targeted the breed with legislation restricting ownership and increasing penalties on owners for attacks made by their Pit Bulls. Pit Bulls are often responsible for attacking and killing other dog breeds as well as cats and small pets.
There are approximately 800,000 bites per year in the United States that require medical treatment.Most of the victims are children, and most of them are bitten on the face.
This breed is variously cited as being responsible for nearly a third of all fatal dog attacks in the United States, in part due to its tenacity in a fight. Pit bulls cause one-third of dog-bite related fatalities while only make up less than 2% of the dog population. Because of the deaths, maulings and serious injuries inflicted by Pit Bulls, many countries worldwide ban these dogs altogether or require licenses for ownership of them. In response to many high profile maulings and fatal attacks by Pit Bulls, many US cities and towns have specifically targeted the breed with legislation restricting ownership and increasing penalties on owners for attacks made by their Pit Bulls. Pit Bulls are often responsible for attacking and killing other dog breeds as well as cats and small pets.
and the fact that she got Mikey in Carp at the Ark pet shop.. well, Carp being an obvious reference to me picking on her dumb reporters....see, I shoulda been a detective!
now my suggestion is to round up all the pit bulls and send them thru the meat grinder to make cat food!
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Look at the bright side, it may turn one night....
hey..that's an idea..I could become a dog psychic..Mick to Mikey..Mick to Mikey...Mick to Mikey...
I saw the headline and laughed, figured Wendy was writing about herself.
"...dogs are only mean if their owners are mean."
Then Mikey is going to end up being one angry and nasty ass pit bull. But at least he can be put down after he attacks people he doesn't like. But we're stuck with Wendy.
Many jurisdictions in the world have enacted legislation against pit bulls including outright bans. Liability insurance for pit bull owners is much higher. Airlines have special rules about transporting pit bulls. As Mick points out, they are involved in more attacks on people and with a higher fatality rate.
But you know what they say, dog owners usually resemble the breed they choose as their pet. In this case, it's spot on. And it's ironically hilarious.
Yall are seriously disgusting. Karma is a bitch especially when youre STUPID...
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