Monday, January 23, 2012

shock the monkey

Dr. Moreau
What is the law?
Beasts (in unison)
Are we not men?

I hate to say I told you so Mitt, but when you asked Mike Stoker to help out with your campaign, I figured it was an act of ignorance..or maybe fate that you don't really want to be the Republican nominee....truth be told, if Poe can use a monkey as the killer in "Murders in the Rue Mogue", then Newt could be the nominee....and if Obama wasn't doing such a bang up job as president, I might have voted for Mitt! but no Mitt gets Stoker to help out and now look at him...struggling to survive and explain himself with his tax havens, Bain Securites (odd name) and Romney-Care....now I think all these could have been explained effectively but Newt makes Mitt look like Rainman in the debates...seriously, Newt's a good debater!


now, when the News-Press did a front page story on Elton Gallegly's retirement, they totally neglected to tell us about his sweetheart deal with toxic bank Countrywide! they reported that Elton voted to impeach Clinton for bonking Monica, but not a word about the sweetheart deal with the bank.....Galegely says he doesn't remember anything....as usual, the Ventura County Star has the story
WASHINGTON — Rep. Elton Gallegly says no one was more surprised than he when his name showed up on a list of congressmen who reportedly got discounted loans under a Countrywide Financial Corp. VIP program.
"I didn't even know at the time I had had a loan with Countrywide," the Simi Valley Republican said.
But after news reports about the investigation surfaced this month, Gallegly's wife, Janice, started digging through financial records and ran across the paperwork for a $77,000 home equity loan they had received from Countrywide in 2004.
That loan, which they paid off within months, has put Gallegly at the center of an investigation into whether the now defunct lender gave sweetheart deals on home loans to government officials.

Read more: http://www.vcstar.com/news/2012/jan/22/reports-of-vip-countrywide-surprised-him-says/#ixzz1kI653R2c


ok, so tonight the Carp City Council will turn into the House of Pain and rip Joe a new one and of course Joe will blame his political enemies because he still doesn't have a clue....and no one is gonna make a monkey outta Joe!

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