Tales of Brave Ulysses

And you see a girl's brown body dancing through the turquoise,

And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea.

And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body..

well this morning (Tuesday) I felt like Adonis....or Ulysses... like someone mythical...like a Pegasus..like the Man of La Mancha...

I don't know why....maybe the GNC vitamins but I was ready for the moment...ready for anything then I remembered there's a prelim hearing about Kevin Costner and the Grimms....9:30 AM ..no problem..showered, shorts and tee shirt..lovely sunny warm morning.....out the door....traffic's slow but so are conservatives..hahahaha!!

I get there at 9:00 AM....court house is calm and beautiful with lush greenery and no one jumping from the bell tower to ruin my morning...I head for room SB3...it's a nice little room about 2000 sq.ft....a few folks are sitting in the audience waiting for their cases to be heard...I listen in and the judge at the bench is Thomas Anderle...he's an older guy, bald and funny..astute...and fair...as I sit through these hearings I'm impressed with the judges in Santa Barbara...except maybe Judge Brian Hill, the ones I've seen from Judge Donna Geck to this guy are really on the ball..I find it relaxing to sit in the court room and watch other peoples' troubles....

I also find it nice to fantasize about the chicks in the court room...a couple of nice ones today.. eyes as blue as the ocean, smiles as warm as the sun....I wonder what would happen if I went up while they were standing before the bench making arguments, and I started making out with them....grab their skirtsuits and hiked 'em up and ..and..and.... one chick looked like Aphrodite or even Penelope with the long curly blond hair and nice soft milky white hands...I just pictured those pretty fingers wrapped around my...well...I elected to stay in my seat but I had a little porn movie going on in my head!!

ok so anyway finally the Costner case comes up and three suits approach...they got microphones in the trial area but the lawyers don't use them, so I'm straining to hear...the judge has his mic on and he's really all I need to listen to today...the issue is a "scenic view" case he says...Grimm's views and the damages he's seeking against Kevin's high hedges on Beach Club Rd, off Padaro Lane...it could actually go all the way to a jury trial but the judge said the parties involved should work it out before then...before May 2013....geez...that's eight months to work it out..what's the problem, Kevin or Mr. Grimm?? you can get a hedge trimmer for $49 at Home Improvement Center!

I hope they work it out.. I mean if the rightwingers want less gov't, why do they spend so much time in court using union judges to babysit them???

then I see Kevin and son Joe are being sued by a gal named Jessica Fabing....I don't know what's up with that... if they want me to mediate these issues, I am available..but if not, I want all local celebrities and politicians to act like responsible adults for once..don't clog the courts with scenic view issues, don't grope women while representing our locality, don't drink and drive, in other words, GROW THE FUCK UP!!!

on second thought, never mind..sue who you want because these cheap court room fantasies are all I got left....