I Wanna Be Your Dog

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
Yes now I'm ready to close my mind
Now I'm ready to feel your hands
Lose my heart on the burning sand

 

so my deal is I like the Hound of the Baskervilles and WILD dogs like coyotes because they are not stupid like domestic dogs...pretty women with dogs I can deal with..

but the plump Dog Women I can't deal with... they don't want any dogs to die..ever...and if a dog gets hurt, it's on the front page of the News-Press...and the Dog Ladies always bark at the County Animal Control shelter if a dog gets a boo boo

ok so we know that Wendy is dog-crazy....no kids ..no money to help kids in need or fight child porn but boy does she love dogs because they give her unconditional love unlike everyone else...

and here's a gal at the beach taking a picture of her dog!  is that sick or what




and after the Mesa nitwit tried to rat out the coyote, we've had domestic dogs biting everyone from cops to pet sitters..the latest one is some lady went over to feed someone else's dogs, and they attacked her... retarded pit bulls again... whenever I see people walking their pit bull, I say to them "my what a retarded looking dog you have there!"

people will rally around the dogs like they rally around drunk drivers...geez, I can't understand it....this dog worship...there's just too many dogs...but I have an idea-take all those dogs in all those shelters, the yippers and yappers, and barge them over to the Channel Islands...then let 'em off to run around...soon, the National Parks Service and Nature Conservancy will realize the dogs are nonnative and hire a private contractor to start killing them dogs....the NPS folks get awards for such killings!

Canine Training Grounds
10-4 to the K-9

Wendy P. McCaw Foundation Canine Training Grounds...apparently Wendy gives tons of cash to this dog nonprofit www.searchdogfoundation.org..and they named a canine training grounds after her!

Our Mission: Strengthening Disaster Response in America

Founded in 1996, the National Disaster Search Dog Foundation (SDF) is a 501(c)(3) non-profit, non-governmental organization based in Ojai, California. Our mission is to strengthen disaster response in America by recruiting rescued dogs and partnering them with firefighters and other first responders to find people buried alive in the wreckage of disasters.

ok, now I got no use for rescue dogs, police dogs, drug-sniffing dogs, cadaver dogs and the like..dogs are good for chasing tennis balls and fouling local beaches but that's it..they can't find buried bodies or sniff out drugs...total scam...this glorification of dogs, the domesticed ones, is truly bizarre as my coyote friend will testify..the coyote surfs

these rescue dog schemes are scams..these nonprofits are run by old ladies who want to be around dogs because their life ain't too cool..they gave up, let themselves go, and took up with dogs!

that's why when I see a dog-lady coming, I run the other way

so I don't get fleas