get an ugly girl to marry you

if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife

Adult Education has been in the news lately with all the changes that HAVE COME TO PASS...



self-esteem tip #1: stay away from pretty women

but what is happening really..and should SBCC have kept the Russian babe as headmaster?

I don't know...but I did get an Adult Education class schedule in the mail and something is up with it..it seems there's lots of frivolous, weird stuff in there....more so than before...yes I've taken a few classes in the past but not for education...for the girls..the lonely housewives or gals in their 40s and 50s..thems easy pickens boys!!

some of those gals is U-G-L-Y but hungry!!!

but uhh ahh..oh yeah.. I looked through the schedule and there's a class called Fast and Furious Hors D'Oeuvres...for the harried hostess perhaps..then there's Florist Design-Florist Style and Flower Arranging...for the Designing Woman?? and here's one that might be fun Pilates for Life..as opposed to Pilates for Death??

 

 

hey here's one I think Wendy would like : Basic Internet Skills Certificate...E-Mail for Beginners (Required)

and then there's the obligatory class for those who hate themselves: Self-Esteem-Seek It and Keep It...and it's taught by the Santa Barbara Council for Self-Esteem...a nonprofit! a fucking nonprofit!!! the session is hosted by the pres of Montecito Bank and Trust, Janet Garufis...oh that's the Michael Towbes bank that loans and sues..and gives lots of money to nonprofits...RED FLAGS HERE...Towbes is very creepy..he's like 100 years old with an ugly younger wife....he's a social butterfly

and he's always smiling...but I don't know why