Wolverton Mountain

They say don't go on Wolverton Mountain
If you're looking for a wife
'Cause Clifton Clowers has a pretty young daughter
He's mighty handy with a gun and a knife

Her tender lips are sweeter than honey
And Wolverton Mountain protects her there
The bears and the birds tell Clifton Clowers
If a stranger should enter there

so I'm driving around for various reasons and well one of the reasons is I'm concerned about some activity in Carp..specifically up on the beautiful and secluded Shepard Mesa, my version of Wolverton Mountain .... I check the arrest records so I can protect myself from irrational neighbors and even though the Shepard Mesa isn't zactly a neighbor, it's close enough that I must monitor them..up there..up on the hill...over there...by that cool water tower...

so I hop in the truck and zip on over to the Shepard Mesa...assault and battery... some drunk drivers...I cruise up the hill....not concerned about the folks living in the lower reaches..the 6000 block..it's the 7000 block..that's where all the trouble is..that's where my tax money is going to babysit intemperate people...so I hit the 7000s and I 'm greeted by a bear!!! a BIG BROWN BEAR!!

so I turn around and head down the hill and these chicks start speeding up behind me....Kardashiam lookalikes....tailgating me so I slow down and they hit the brakes and start giggling waving and acting stupid..so I speed up and they keep gating me!! geez no wonder these babes are getting busted for DUI...I don't think these gals were drunk, just stupid....but cute

then I see that Mike Stoker wrote a letter to the Montecito Journal thanking everyone for helping him lose the election against Lois Capps....even with the Ribbon of Shame gone, the anti-gov pro nonprofit malcontents like Stoker and that other guy..that shifty eyed dude, can't beat the old lady!! but I see that Lois' daughter may run for office...a Capps political dynasty....have you seen Lois' daughter? hubba hubba baby!!!

 anyway Mike says he's going back to the private sector...he's got his own charter tour bus line now and will take folks from the city up to the valley for wine tasting and gambling at the casino!! he recently passed his DMV test and is certified to drive a bus....which is more than I can say for Lois Capps!