wanna keena delaega?
jaunaqina dela vega?? wait...do I wanna keen a dela vega????
well do you wanna juana...wait...is is Juanita?? juan a kino dela vega??
wait a minute...do you want to key a Vega??? oh...well no I don't, thank you
and I don't want to key a Clenet either..oh I see Alain Clenet has bought a condo next to Nipper... he paid $500000 while Nippy paid $1.1 million so Alain must've got a fixer at Plaza Desonordoras by the Biltmore...of course Alain is the French dude who builds francey French hearses..I would never drive one...but I do love the French....they gave us socialism, pretty French girls, the dear copper lady, French fries, French kissing and the French Festival...even though the taxes on the rich are high, I approve of taking money from people who get paid more than they deserve...like Gerard Depardieu (French pronunciation: [ʒeˡʁaːʁ dəpaʁˡdjøː] couldn't hack the taxes in France and moved to Russia!
and oh my oh my how will California survive if pro golfer Phil Mickleson leaves the state! Phil is complaining about California's taxes and threatened to move...Phil makes millions chasing a little ball on the grass...another case of over-compensation! Phil Mickleson probably owns a poodle!
golf is a sport for ladies and I like to watch the gals wear them tight little dresses..and they are damn good too...
but I think it's time for me to deal with these one percenters... once and for all
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