Idiot Wind

Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press
Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out quick but when they will I can only guess
They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me
I can't help it if I'm lucky

so the front page of the News-Press has a message from Wendy...the Mayans were wrong and so are journalists!!

"objective journalism may well have come to pass....it has become ever more challenging to get accurate, unbiased news from newspapers, television and magazines"...

Idiot Wind- blowing everytime you move your mouth

 

 

ok stop right there....I think she means that objective journalism is a thing of the past...she doesn't know what the idiom means because she's an idiot!!

come to pass means to happen; to take place. And when do you think all these good things will come to pass? Do you think it will really come to pass?

Wendy has a teensy weensy brain and her ideas are half-baked....
she just adds insult to injury on the front page...she's a hot potato who's right once in a blue moon but we'll never see eye to eye no matter what you hear through the grapevine ..Wendy really missed the boat on this one.... and she can't pull the wool over other people's eyes..

see, some common idioms used correctly!! geez Wendy can't you hire a tutor to go over the English language with you??

now, the News-Press is the most biased publication in town but Wendy turns the logic on its head and blames the mainstream media for her problems!! perhaps she doesn't know what bias means?

anyway, Wendy fully believes that the Benghazi attacks ( a small occurance compared to usual Americann violence) union thuggery ( two guys getting into a shoving match) and voter fraud (minorites voting) are conspiracies and cover-ups by the manistream media and the gov't... this from a gal whose boyfriend tried to kill a story about the Travis Armstrong DUI..this from a gal who refused to report on Lanny Ebenstein's pothouse issue, Lanny writes editorials for Wendy..this from a gal who didn't report that her boyfriend's son died of a drug overdose, Wendy's boyfriend is the co-publisher of her paper...this from a woman who allowed a DUI suspect Peter Lance to report on the front page of the News-Press his own biased version of his arrest and try to smear the Santa Barbara cop who arrested him....

this from a woman who endorsed Orly Taitz for public office in California!!

and this from a woman who got her money by divorcing her wealthy husband..talk about entitlement!!!

and then to really tickle my funnybone, Wendy tries to explain the internet!!

Wendy blames everybody else for the incompetence of the News-Press...she pulls a Nancy Crawford-Hall!! Wendy complains that the news sources she relies on aren't trustworthy and they are full of typos that the News-Press misses alot!! hahaha.....well maybe if editor Don Katich would stop jerking off around the interns he might catch all these mistakes

of course the fatal flaw with both ladies is they think they alone are the arbiters of truth, but as Will Rogers said:
"All I know is just what I read in the newspapers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance"
 everything you read or hear or see should be sent through your own filter...that's what freedom is all about, Wendy....that's what freedom of the press is all about...that's the risk you take...the reader gets to decide whether or not you are full of shit!!

and as the News-Press subscriber base dwindles we will see one of two things....Wendy will dump the paper or it will become a freebie like the Montecito Journal, the Sentinel, the Independent and all these rest of them....

Idiot wind blowing every time you move you teeth
You're an idiot babe.
it's a wonder that you still know how to breath...