Dances with Dolphins

animal emancipation: in order to protect us from more goofy botoxed people trying to protect us, we in the animal kingdom have decide to form a union...we're calling it OSPREY-CIO....

normally, we wouldn't need a union but since people have become so absolutely unreasonable about us and to cut down on the number of nonprofits trying to protect us, a union was our last resort..and we have elected Mick Von Caw as our union steward...

thanks animals! it's an honor to serve you (for lunch hahah!) but seriously, I know where you're coming from..why just yesterday I was reading CASA magazine and saw an article on a new non-profit that wants to protect our local dolphins....it's called POD or Protect our Dolphins....it's run by a woman named Dr. Toni Frohoff who was raising funds selling Mary Frances designer hand bags for chicks!!

I thought this odd since I see dolphins swimming right off shore on Santa Claus Lane, right next to all those septic tanks at the Sandyland gated community, and the dolphins look rather happy and healthy grazing for food..and not one was wearing a Mary Frances handbag!!

neither were the the pelicans and other shore creatures..so why do they need protection?? there's no evidence that anything is wrong with the local dolphins, or the visiting ones....of course, you may see one wash up dead, but death is normal...
local resources are spent improving water quality with professionally staffed wastewater treatment pollution control facilities..and as long as Mother Nature can turn piss into peach juice, the dolphins will be ok! and every single dolphin I've spoken with agrees!!

but they have expressed some concern about SB citycouncilman Frank Hotchkiss who thinks dolphins enjoy eating plastic bags..that was Frank's take on the local plastic grocery bag issue..you can read his guest editorial in the Montecito Journal..it was hysterical and scary!

I think these folks who want to save everything don't get these facts....when they see death it scares them so they want to form a non-profit, get money from other fraidy cats, and try to stop death from occuring...but in reality, they are smothering the dolphins and other creatures so that their lives become like a living death!

so I will represent the animals who are tagged, studied, radio-collared, menaced, killed, poisoned and harassed and used to sell handbags..all for study and/or research....and try to expose every last tax exempt nonprofit that tries to interfere with nature.....
ignorance, nonprofits, faux animal rights hypocrites like Wendy McCaw and mindless consumers like Frank Hotchkiss....these are the biggest threats to wildlife