Monday, October 3, 2011

I swear to drunk I'm not god

ok so let's accept the premise that Mr. Lance was not drunk that fateful night in January 2011...he blew a 0.09 but insists to his pals he wasn't drunk.....

maybe he was....

happily wasted?
minorly fucked up?
a beverage malfunction?
moderately sober?
anti-sober?
Hooched Up?

Blootered?
one tequila two tequila three takillya ..floor


never drink on an empty head....

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