Saturday, November 23, 2013

life in the fast lane

they had one thing in common, they were good in bed / She'd say, 'Faster, faster... the lights are turnin' red."

body language....how to read her
I saw some pictures in the News-Press on page 3 and I noticed the body language of these ladies and thought it might fun to put words to the music so to speak..guys you may want to read this closely so you can stay out of trouble


here's my take..
the 1st lady is saying "come one come all!!"
the 2nd gal is..well..it's all over for her
the 3rd chick is ...look at her hands..the left thumb is in the hole of the fingers on the right hand! awesome!!
the 4th lady..no no no
the 5th babe..."try if you dare and you won't regret it!"..the lone left hand placed seductively on the right knee with the little finger between the legs......

She held him up, and he held her for ransom in the heart 
of the cold, cold city 

ok.... now I see something about the county Sheriff's office involved in a sex scandal! this is a biggie!! this could make it to TMZ!!


do Bill and Kelly have a safe word, too???

the Independent of all places  has the story...it involves another blonde, a Search and Rescue angel of the morning named Valerie Walston suing former  undersheriff Jim Peterson-the 2nd in command under Bill Brown-for sexual harassment....it gets complicated but bodily fluids were exchanged freely between the two love birds...and the gal appears to be a little wildcat!!! and the undersheriff Jim Peterson sounds like a real nitwit!

but the story goes that Jim and Valerie would rendezvous in Isla Vista parking lots, drink wine cocktails in the car and fondle and grope each other! and their safe word was "Bill Brown"!!! WTF???

geez, I got fondled and groped in a car before...back before we had "safe words"...you're driving down the road and all of a sudden you're gettin' a blow job! the only responsible thing to do is pull over...

and  it looks like Sheriff Bill Brown will be looking for a new job after Sandra Brown beats him at the next election!!

ok you can get the details at the Indie but the chick involved and suing Peterson used to work for FOX news like the  current sheriff's PIO Kelly Hoover, a blonde, used to work for the News-Press....

is Kelly next? is she involved with a sheriff? with THE Sheriff??

I don't know but  it appears that the sheriff's office is getting more pussy than Frank Sinatra!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So the Independent stated that:

'Though the document is available to the public, The Independent has decided not to disseminate it because of its overly graphic and lurid nature.'

So please Mick couldn't you disseminate it right here. We know you know your way around a court and we know you're not one to shy away from the graphic and/or lurid.



Mick Von Caw said...

keep your panties on...you want lurid? you'll get lurid..just be patient!