where do you go to, my lovely

you talk like Marlene Dietrich / And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire / Your clothes are all made by Balmain / And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there are

well congratulations to all candidates in the Santa Barbara elections! some won some lost but it takes guts to run for public office..and to the City of SB and the volunteers for processing the ballots and getting the results out quick....

I waited for the returns to come in while sipping a Napoleon brandy and smoking a big cigar in my comfy Carp home.... I 'as watching the Spanish version of "The Natural" starring Roberto Redford...on the turntable was Neil Young singing "Losing End"....I like these kinds of moments

I see those rightwing evangeligal Christian nutjobs and crooks were booted out of office in Virginia, sweet Virginia...good! what's up with that fat Toronto crack-head mayor??

well, let's see what happened in Santa Barbara...it's Hart, Bendy and Frank..the status quo with Hart replacing Grant House...and Helene trounced Wayne Scoles...a violation of Wayne's civil rights and a lawsuit will follow!

then the next tier was Landecker, Wiscomb and Megan...then at the bottom was Jason and Cruzito and the other guys

I've seen all your qualifications You got from the Sorbonne And the painting you stole from Picasso Your loveliness goes on and on, yes it does

I was disappointed that Megan lost but she did show well....I think being associated with the Environental Defense Center and former president of the EDC kleptomaniac David Landecker hurt her..and her husband is a lawyer for the EDC..Megan, had you divorced you hubby and married me, I would have seen to it you got elected....y'think about that next time ok baby??

now flag-waver Jason Nelson lost big time...Jason said he knocked on 10000 doors during his campaign but he dint tell you how many doors got slammed in his face..well he got about 5000 votes so that's 5000 slammed doors!

I was also watching the Mr.Wimpy Show last night and John Thyne was his guest and they both supported and helped Jason's campaign...John recounted his DUI issues during his failed council run a few years back...the show was sponsored by Bo Henry's bar..and Jason spent lots of time there doing karaoke fundraisers...do you see the problem, Jason? the theme? ALCOHOL!!

you were hanging out with a bunch of old conservative cocktailers!! and then when you started writing propaganda pieces in the News-Press about the Afghanistan invasion, well, that was a mistake...and then the final double hex were endorsements by the News-Press and the Police Union...you should have investigated why these two polar opposites were suddenly on your side...but you just kept showing up at Bo Henry's, didn't you...looks like Eringer and his pals set you up Jason....

I think you would have placed better had you gotten into a bar fight....Bendy got the most votes because of Skye's bar fight...

people need to know that you'll fight for them, but you just looked too fake like a Back Street boy..hey Jason, maybe the next stop is American Idol!!!