wooden ships

on the water very free and easy....

who do they think they are, Greenpeace? geez! as much as I hate those Princess Cruise liners, I see Princess Kira from Channelkeepers is using the boat you donors bought for her to harass the big ships dropping anchor in Santa Barbara...the Channelkeeper (name of the boat) putters around the ship trying to detect pollution...an illegal dump, an overflowing toilet, some chick barfing over the side of the Princess Cruiseliner or some similar circumstance....

silver eagle on the shoreline...
Hail to Princess Kira for protecting our waters!!! and remember she got the citizens of Santa Barbar to pay more taxes to make the City hurry up its sewer pipe cleaning program, a program that was already in place and has been since the 1980s....now you all will pay more to keep Princess Kira happy! well, she is a piece of ass so I'd pay more too....you know Princess Kira, Guinnevere had green eyes, like yours, m'lady like yours!

the ocean waters are heavily monitored and the sea is safe, we don't need Channelkeepers doing things the City of Santa Barbara already does...the pollution issues are controlled by technology....we pay taxes to fund the sewer plant operation and maintenance...

study after study indicates birds are responsible for most of the beach warnings!!

By FRED SWEGLES / THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER
A $265,000 watershed study that San Clemente commissioned in 2010 to trace the source of ocean pollution at Poche Beach lays most of the blame on birds.

Bacteria from bird droppings is the main source of high bacteria in the surf zone that prompts repeated postings of health advisories, said Tom Bonigut, San Clemente's assistant city engineer.
Those continual health advisories have made Poche Beach – a strand of sand on the border of Dana Point and San Clemente – famous statewide for appearing yearly on the environmental group  Heal the Bay's list of "Top 10 Beach Bummers" in California.

so I would like to see Channelkeepers go after the birds...

but I have a suggestion for the cruiseliners, install a gun turret on board and the next time a little Channekeeper boat buzzes the bow, go take a sister then by the hand, lead her away from this  foreign land!