Monday, September 15, 2008

Santa Barbara Babe digs Ape Man...

Survivor Gabon...


Just when I thought all Santa Barbara girls were either drunken sorority nymphos or blonde- over-fifty rich ugly-ass divorcees, in comes Jacquie Berg like an ocean breeze. Ready to take on the task of survivor...Berg, a University of Wisconsin, Madison graduate, now lives in Santa Barbara, Calif., and works as a medical device salesperson. That means I get to watch her once a week scantily clad, skinny and dirty..my kinda girl!







"I'll be your Tarzan. you'll be my Jane, I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane, We'll swing from the trees and eat bananas all day, just like an ape man!"

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