Friday, September 12, 2008

Weekend Chores...

Saturday's Work Detail...


I've seen Travis complaining about other people's property..he goes out, takes pictures, comes back and writes about it....hey, that's what I do except I don't get paid $200, 000 a year for it! Anyway, it is time to institute a PPP..Productive Performance Policy at the NewsPress..from now on, the two main characters at her Newspress need to show a little pride and get some exercise to boot. I'm talking about elbow grease.... I'm talking about turning loafers into laborers..

I've noticed many NewsPress news racks looking frightful.... real bad.They need a paint job and new graphics applied.
I want Travis and Nipper to work as a team on this one. Strip the paint, apply some primer, paint them and apply new graphics:Santa Barbara News-Press...say it loud, say it proud! Do it yourselves and DO NOT hire union workers to do it for you! They'll be on strike before the paint dries and we don't need that.
Any questions??..here's a quarter, call someone who cares.....
Now, if you do well on this task, Nipper and Travis, I'll let you paint my kitchen!

3 comments:

One is the loneliest number said...

Glad you took a photo of only one newsrack.

Any more than that and Wendy would have accused the Teamsters of vandalism.

Anonymous said...

Mick, I hope you're lawyered up, because that "cease and desist" letter must be in the mail. Or in the email. Good luck and don't let 'em bring ya down.

Mick said...

I got lawyers at all 4 corners, barristers on the balcony, and a cold one in the fridge..and in case anyone is confused on how to pronounce this blog, it's: Santa Barbara News..(pause).. Pressblog!