Sunday, December 11, 2011

bang a gong

get it on!!!

awright..I saw some things yesterday that were both dirty and sweet, and disturbed and tickled me

in the local papers..in the News-Press..it seems that Wendy's Young Miss America Foundation had some old coot for a speaker recently..Phyllis Schafly is an ultra conservative who is warbling an old song by conservatives: colleges are indoctrinating students...well that's partly true..if you go to a rightwing Christian college, you will work at FOXNEWS..but I think Phyllis is talking about public schools...anything that teaches other than conservative ideals is indoctrination to Phyllis...and her clones Michele Bachman and Ann Coulter...both mastubatory material for Dick Cheney and the FOXNEWS guys....

all these gals were against the ERA..women's lib because they were afraid it would kill the American family image of one dad, one mom and a few kids living in a loving home....until dad molests the daughter, or hits the son, or drinks and abuses the wife..and on and on...in other words, she lives in a fantasy world and always has which is why she endorsed Michele for president!!


Phyllis's real problem is she never had a good fuck in her life..and now she's 87...so it's too late..but I find her as inspirational as a wet noodle...

next we have a front page story in the Daily Sound about coyotes..beware of coyotes..they're everywhere and are gonna kill your cats dogs and children....of course, that's nonsense and if you see a coyote it's a blessing..they are resourceful beautiful wild canines..the wild part is what scares people...but healthy ecosytems demand a healthy population of coyotes.....so don't fear them or kill them because time and again they have proven to be smarter than man...they just doubledown on the breeding when the population diminishes..they are awesome creatures and will leave you alone..so leave them alone or I'll cut your children's heads off..and I mean it!!

then the Unity Shoppe Telethon was on KEYT and it was a pared down version due to the economy...it's always due to the economy....what's wrong with the economy?? Anyway, they showed some old footage of the telethon back when it was happenin'...Dave Mason played and Karla Bonoff did a duet with Christopher Cross and then Kenny Loggins and Paula Lopez sang a Christmas ditty..the clip was from the 1980s and they looked like a couple of poodle-haired fluffymuffywuffies...Kenny, you turned a whole generation into a bunch of pussies!!

some things never change...it was cute..some of these concerts from the 1980s will never happen again..and you can thank Mother Nature for aging these hipsters!!

and there's Don Katich come back to KEYT for the live stuff...there's Don, before he ditched his ethics and went to work for Wendy and Nipper who by the way were nowhere to be found!! Nipper was at the Phyllis Schafly lecture and maybe he ended up banging the shit outta the old broad....
Merry Unity erybody!!!

1 comment:

School's out forever said...

I always considered the Pledge of Allegiance political propaganda. Especially the part: "...one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."