deck the halls

I get up and it's cold....where am I ..Montana? brrrrrr...

so my mission today is to Christmas shop or parachute...so I go into Santa Barbara and what nobody uses their turn signals anymore...now that's pretty apathetic..is that it..you just don't care anymore??????

geez I have to read minds...see if you don't signal then I have to wait to decide what you're gonna do...and that's not good...if you signal, it's a gesture that we're on the same page and I can continue without damaging your car......it's like sex...if the proper signals are flashed, the game is on and the dance begins..the bumping is choreographed for a benefit...usually mine
....otherwise I'll just sit and stare at you while you cry...so flash me next time and use your blinkers....

now would I fly with a drunk pilot..maybe..an Aussie couple was arrested after joining the mile high club..they were found in the bathroom which is a no no..only one person allowed at a time... but I'm sure they didn't care if the pilot was high too...sometimes you have to make exceptions...
and in an ironic twist, FAA chief Randy Babbitt takes a leave of absence for..guess what: drunk driving!!

WASHINGTON — FAA Administrator Randy Babbitt was placed on a leave of absence Monday and U.S. officials said his employment is under review following his arrest for drunken driving in suburban Northern Virginia.
Babbitt, 65, was charged with driving while intoxicated after a patrol officer spotted him driving on the wrong side of the street and pulled him over about 10:30 p.m. Saturday in Fairfax City, Va., police in the Washington, D.C., suburb.... hey Randy, in Santa Barbara that's considered a constitutional right....driving drunk on the wrong side of the road!! see Wendy McCuckoo for employment opportunities

gee I'm sorry I missed this Joe and Ted... a tour through the cocktail bars in town..mostly lower State St where all the drunks hang out and suck up the police money......Monday, Dec. 5, where we will celebrate the end of Prohibition on this same date in 1933. Join Ted Mills and Joe Andrieu for a self-guided tour to five downtown bars, and sample five vintage cocktails....you get a prize for something....whoppie what fun these old dumbass frat boys are....I hope Officer Tudor was working that night!!

and Prohibition wasn't a total failure...there are many legal limits placed on alcohol intake...unfortunatley, alcohol abuse costs billions each year....and Denutzio is a perfect example...America was pretty depraved in the 1920s and 1930s...the end of Prohibition is nothing to celebrate..unless you're a rummy!

hey Darryl says crybaby DeNunzio had a front license plate after all! wow! and by slowing down the video, the cops "went all Hollywood"...then he called the cops liars on KEYT..Darryl, you got some issues in your upside down world, pal....

Deck the Halls...

don we now our gay apparel..well it seems that a music teacher in the Michigan Cherry Knoll school district didn't think kids should sing "gay" apparel because it's bigot Michele Bachman country... what? Michele is from Minnesota..oh...anyway, they removed the word "gay" from the Christmas chestnut "Deck the Halls"....this is beyond anything rational...

A Michigan music teacher's decision to censor the word "gay" from a traditional Christmas carol is being met with a frosty response.
The teacher, who has not yet been named in any of the published reports, allegedly removed "gay" from "Deck The Halls" after 1st and 2nd grade students kept giggling during preparations for a Christmas concert at Cherry Knoll Elementary School in Traverse City. Instead of the traditional lyric, the students were taught to sing "don we now our bright apparel," according to UpNorthLive.com.
teeheehee.....