three time loser

caught it up in Monterey...shook it off in East Virginia

hey remember Gary Collins? the famous drunk actor/Miss America host from Montecito who got busted in 2009... and in Mississippi for the same thing....

Formerly famous talk show host Gary Collins has been arrested on suspicion of DUI. And it ain't the first time. TMZ reports that Collins was busted on suspicion of DUI at the relatively early hour of 9:16 p.m. last night. The CHP stopped him just south of Montecito. An early Super Bowl pre-party, perhaps? Collins reportedly refused a field sobriety test but was subsequently given a blood alcohol test. The former host of "Hour Magazine" and "The Home Show" was escorted to the Santa Barbara County Jail, where he was subsequently booked, then released. And probably embarrassed. TMZ says Collins pled no contest to DUI about a year ago in an accident that caused the death of the other driver.
Collins wasn't prosecuted for manslaughter because the other driver was found to have caused the crash by making an illegal left. But Collins was admittedly drunk. And he is still on four-year probation.
This means that if he was caught driving drunk again, he'll probably have to serve some jailhouse rock time.

hey, how about I put three-peat Tony DeNutzio on trial in the media...I'll be the Judge: "Mr. Genis go home and change your tie!" "Mr DeNutzio, you CAN NOT drink alcohol in the court room..put that Bud away!!" geez do all these DUI guys have some NASCAR blood in them? the descendents of hillbillies and moonshiners??

so we know that Tone was busted by a Santa Barbara police officer and then the scuffle in the Gelson's parking lot created a stir among stoners and rightwingers....some people were watching the evening's events after exiting from Harry's Plaza Cafe...now, Joe's Cafe says it has the stiffest drinks in town, but what about Harry's drinks..I hear they are strong...like mixing vodka and sugar together will make your head explode ... you might as well drink Drano for a buzz!
...so anyway the rightwing media forgot to interview all the witnesses and twisted the story in favor of the NASCAR hillbillies....

but Tony's got some issues..the domestic violence issue, the probation issue, the driving on a suspended license issue, the DUI issue..and yet he pleads "not guilty"....so we are to presume he's innocent? well, I presumed that he was innocent before I read all the accounts in the media, so now I think he's guilty...

so the DA will file DUI charges against DeNunzio but they should also get the yuppie couple forinterfering with an officer performing his duties....sometimes the officers have to use force...

Tudor, the officer involved, was not charged, should not be charged, will not be charged and I'm sure will continue to patrol... do his job....and show up in court when Tony wastes tax dollars with his hearings.....

his pitiful little hearings about his useless pitiful little life...looking at jail time...but where we gonna put him??