Santa Claus

is coming to town...

You better watch out Joe and Lanny
You better not cry Tony and yuppiemuppies
You better not pout Pete and Mr. Wimpy
I'm telling you why New-Press
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list..Tony, Pete, Mr. Wimpy, sweet cream ladies...
Checking it twice: um.. oh yeah add Wendy and Nipper and all their drugged out offspring
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice... we know who's naughty, don't we girls!!
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping ...he likes to watch
He knows when you're awake... by those bloodshot eyes
He knows if you've been bad or good...baby you bad
So be good for goodness sake... yeah right like that's gonna happen

With little tin horns and little toy drums
and little pink elephants and bottles of rum
Santa Claus is coming to town

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Santa's a busy man he has no time to play..SO WISE THE FUCK UP erybody!!!!
He's got millions of stockings to fill on Christmas day
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