Saturday, May 25, 2013

sorry seems to be the hardest word

what do I do when lightning strikes me??

should I apologize to Elton John's lyricist Bernie Taupin for calling him a washed up old Santa Ynez Valley drunk cowboy? well I don't know.. I don't have all the facts and can only piece together little bits of information..some from the DA Joyce Dudley who won't file any charges and some from Bernie's lawyer, Darryl Genis..but I'm still not ready to say I'm sorry Bernie...

the whole thing that happened on that fateful night is like Benghazi only nobody got's hard to know what was going on because the reporting was so atrocious...and I don't see Bernie coming on the blogs and explaining all I can gather is someone was driving a pick-up truck and that someone drove into a barbed wire fence in the dead of night up in cow country, Santa Ynez..the cops were involved and arrested Bernie for DUI

Genis says that the cops messed up and Bernie was not DUI , but has trouble with his night vision and his hearing being 63 and all..

ok so he can't see or hear then WTF was he doing driving? at nite? don't you have to be able to see and hear to can you pass a license exam if you're deaf, dumb and blind?? these are questions that need to be answered and if I have to I'll get a whole nother Darryl, Darryl Issa to get to the bottom of it....

but really what would Bernie be if not for Elton's musical gifts..probably just another polo horse groomer...meanwhile I hear that Bernie just released his autobiography "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"...maybe this was all a ruse to sell books??

It's sad, it's so sad
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yep Bernie Taupin is the second luckiest man in the world behind Ringo Starr. Come on Bernie. .ok a few and I mean like maybe 3-4 songs lyrics you wrote were above average but Elton could put music to a septic tank service manual and sell songs. You are a parasite that wanted everything that comes with fame but press that tells the truth. You have been a boozer and druggie for your entire adult life. You really think CHP can't discern a health issue from being souced behind the wheel. And kudos to the county DA for fucking herself with fame and wealth. Ridiculous. Fuck you Taupin you hypocrite.