WTF? it's talk like pirate day??
so wench Wendy McCaw breaks labor laws and they name a terrace after her at the Bowl...scallywag Ty Warner pleads to tax evasion and they named a Sea Center after him..why?? money....doubloons from Davy Jone's locker mateys
that's why...the absolute perversion of capitalism is personified in the billionaires residing in the city..here...Santa Barbara...they think they are above the law?? well, think again, highrollers... ARRRRRRR!!
Craig McCaw, Wendy McCaw and now Ty Warner...Yer a scurvy bilge rat, ya pompous gasbag!!
Ty has been charged with FELONY tax evasion but will be able to buy his way out of trouble and gain sycophant supporters too...oh sure his fans will blame the tax system and America's gov't....but ol' Ty would be nothing without America..
speaking of nothing, that's what a Beanie Baby is worth today! this craze from the 1990s is now dead but has produced the current crop of pussies we see in town..the spoiled little brats who grog and drive and when the cops don't treat them like cuddly Beanie Babies, they sue to extort money from the City of Santa Barbara!!! these Saucy Scrumpets ain't seen the last o' me, eh Lassie-Lucy!!
from Global: Beanie Babies creator Ty Warner is widely know for his cult line of cuddly toys — and now, he's been charged with felony tax evasion for maintaining offshore accounts.
Warner was made extremely wealthy by the Beanie Baby craze of the 1990s, and currently ranks as 209th on the Forbes list of the richest Americans with an estimated fortune of $2.6 billion — some of which, it appears, he had illegally stashed overseas. Federal prosecutors said that Warner went to "great lengths" to hide over $3 million in income in an offshore Swiss bank account, reports the BBC
...In an added jolt of irony, many who invested in Beanie Babies during the 1990s feeding-frenzy have now found themselves saddled with a massive collection of essentially worthless (if adorable) toys, as MSN reports
why would Ty do this..I heard it was a secret fund for his facelifts and plastic surgery that keeps him so young and handsome!!
"Tie that dawg to the yardarm".
ok so my mission is to remove the name designations at the Bowl and the Ty Warner Sea Center....
and whoever nominated these namesakes in the first place ...well..I'll hunt you down and Aye, ye better or ye be walkin' the plank, ye pustulant, pox-ridden flounder!
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