Saturday, September 14, 2013

will the real Slim Shady

please stand up...

well I was watching TV and surfed over to the public station and ..and...well I saw the Mr. Wimpy Show again...Peter Lance was back from Las Vegas and the boys reversed roles tonight.. Peter was the host and Mr. Wimpy was the guest..the topic was "the real Jim Worthen..or the real Mr. Wimpy...

 
so I'm watching it and as usual laughing hysterically at these guys.... I mean the worst fate anyone could have is to be stuck in a room with these two bozos...geez...first of all they spelled Mr. Wimpy's name wrong on the screen....Wotrthen??? then I learn that Mr. Wimpy was a street fighter and brought a gun to school when he was a kid and he's a real mean dude if you cross him..and he's made millions and lost millions and it's all the gov't fault! well the only problem was he was rambling all over the place and could hardly finish his sentences and he looked wasted...and Lance just kinda laughed and nodded and managed to sneak in afew more conspiracy theories and then they both started talking about Jason Nelson..the army brat who's running for city council...apparently, City Hall is so corrupt because they have a city administrator and water treatment and sewage treatment plant and the city administrator tells the council what to do... and the council won't investigate all the criminals working for the city gov't...and blah blah blah

and Jason is the only candidate who can clean it up... so Mr. Wimpy is working for Jason's campaign now!! Lance says Worthen is a political legend because he was Bob Lagomarsino's campaign manager 100 years ago and after the campaign ended, he became Lago's administrative aide in Sacramento...the last administrative aide I heard about was that Gil guy who got about $78 thousand a year working for north county ex-supe Joe Centeno..then Gil got busted for DUI...wound up drunk on the side of the road in Carp!! administrative aides take lots of money from the taxpayers and they don't do anything!!!

Jason and Mr. Wimpy want to remove the income tax and replace it with a 40% sales tax!! the rationale being you get to keep more money to spend..so if I spend $65 on a pair of shoes with 40% sales tax, it will cost me $91 out the door!! what a deal!!!

so I guess Jason Nelson is Mr. Wimpy's bitch now!!!???

well I'd like to know what corruption within the City of Santa Barbara these losers are talking about.... having a few strange employees is not corruption...that chick who embezzeled police funds so she and her dumbass husband could go gamble at the casino was busted in house!!

I know that Lance is still mad at the cops for arresting him for DUI and Mr. Wimpy thinks it's ok to drink 10 martinis and drive...but what corruption are they talking about..they haven't proven a thing so their assertions are nonsense..fiction...these dudes are breaking down!!!

but now they got Jason Nelson who is afraid to pull the trigger in a war, but would rather be a "civics affair" guy who monitors "insurgents" in Afghanistan....uh.. Jason, the only insurgents in Afghanistan are the Americans

Jason is the man who's gonna save Santa Barbara from the corrupt folks at City Hall..all those planners, and water plant operators..the folks who work in Distribution and Collection, the clerks, the secretaries..the lab techs and the rest of those bad bad city workers..Jason and Mr.Wimpy are gonna expose them!! and bring them to justice...and Peter Lance is gonna help, too

these dudes are getting slimmer and slimmer and shadier and shadier....

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