Venus

if you will, please send a little girl for me to thrill....

ok everytime I open the News-Press, I see stupidity..not from the folks who put the rag together, but from the likes of Lanny Ebenstein and Andy Caldwell, the two guests...always the guests...the guest opinion writers...

Annette promotes gay lifestyle??

 

Andy's blunders are many as he scolds the county for the "most costliest" blunder because they wouldn't agree to "gov't to gov't" talks with the Chumash ... "most costliest" is poor grammar and stuff he should have learned in grade school..

Annette in pre-twerk pose!

and speaking of grade schoolers, I used to watch the Mickey Mouse Club when I was 5 or 6 and as I've said, had a huge crush on Annette Funicello right up till she died of MS...after I did my Achy Breaky post on Miley Cyrus' MTV appearance, Andy writes his own Achy Breaky guest editorial in the News-Press claiming Miley is corrupting the youth of America with her " disgraceful pornographic" dance...and Andy frets that Annette Funicello would be turning over in her grave...nonsense!

Andy, like all faux-Christians, is over-reacting because he probably spends time jerking off to Miley posters in the News-Press bathroom...

 

and besides, Annette was my first big crush...and I'm sure ol' Walt had a few fantasies about her, too!! her big brown eyes and wavy hairdo..those big boobs..those luscious lips...I loved her!! and she invented twerking, as it were, as I'll show you....

now take these two films with Annette..the beach films....

look at the promo pictures of Annette...there's Annette with the smiling stuffed animal (the Christians nowadays would say she's promoting bestiality!) then there's the pic of Annette with her hand on the gay head of Tab Hunter, the gay actor from Summerland..perhaps Annette was one of the first proponents of gay marriage??

hmmmmm

 

Beach Party (1963) was a musical comedy made by American International Pictures (AIP), a low-budget, exploitative, and successful film company, founded in 1956. It was the first "beach" film (mostly to drive-in theatres) starring popular 24 year-old singer Frankie Avalon, now-buxom 21 year-old ex-Disney Mickey Mouse Club Mousketeer Annette Funicello (as Dolores or "DeeDee" in later films), Robert Cummings, and Dorothy Malone.

AIP realized the lucrative buying power of this new demographic group and advertised the fluffy film alluringly: "It's what happens when 10,000 kids meet on 5,000 beach blankets." However, wholesome star Annette Funicello - still under contract to Disney, was legally forced to not appear in a bikini, and to express repressive sexual attitudes, although she wore a non-revealing two-piece suit!

Pajama Party (1964) included more sexual innuendo. It starred Annette Funicello (as Connie) and poor substitute Tommy Kirk (her former Disney co-star), and Frankie Avalon only in a short, red-tinted cameo role as Socum. It was a low-budget teen film with lots of shimmying and shaking - about a teenage Martian named Go-Go (Kirk) who landed on Earth to study the lovemaking rituals of Earthlings and fell in love with Connie.

　
so you see, conservatives like Andy are so out of touch with reality and biology, they have all these perversions and hang ups from erroneous bible comprehension and enjoy taking these frustrations out on people like Miley Cyrus....Andy Caldwell's issues run from pornography, homosexual fantasies, extramarital sex heterosexually, lust, and being wanton in appearance, just to name a few..this is why he is preoccupied with adolescent sexual innocence ...and he tranfers his guilt feelings onto Miley!!!

but there's help...just click on the link Andy and you'll be free...

http://christiananswers.net/love/story-f-addict2.html

but Andy you dumbass, you still need a remedial English class....or a lobotomy