Susie Q

baby I love you....

WARNING FRANK SEX TALK BELOW

so I'm watching Women of Grace, the religious program and the gals were talking about women who practice sex alone..say what you want but Johnette is secretly longing for some hot sex and I'm ready for her!! but they said if chicks do what Carrie Prejean did, it will lead to depression...in other words girls if you play with yourselves alot you'll get the blues...

let Jesus fuck you!! let Jesus fuck you!!
 

I knew these girls were a little kooky when they went after the Girl Scouts, but it seems the only road to happiness is worship God and adhering 2 biblical sexual principles, whatever those are...Johnette talks about Jesus like they're married..let Jesus fuck you!! seems to be what she's saying, like Regan in the Exorcist...let Jesus fuck you!!

but undernearth all that make up and stylish Jose Ebar hairdo is a lonely woman looking for a big stiff one, it seems

now lately the shows have revolved around sex and they even mentioned Wendy's pal Michael Douglas who claims he got throat cancer from oral sex with Catherine Zeta-Jones, his wife....Mike was a big smoker too so I think that may have had a little to do with the cancer..ya think??

but the Women of Grace don't do #69 apparently..and they don't Ride their mules down Grand Canyon, or Slap Susie, and they issued a warning to those who do...disease awaits you, depression awaits you...


ok so Michael's name was on the front page of the News-Press for winning an Emmy award for portraying Liberace, the gay Vegas lounge lizard....Michael as if possessed by the Devil, commented to his co-star, Matt Damon (Demon??): "this is a two-hander, and Matt, you're only as good as your other hand... you want the bottom or the top"....



wow, Michael Douglas is a weirdo as are most of Wendy's pals... Catherine Zeta -Jones and Mike split up....Jones went to China and Michael is busy trying to get his slacker son Cameron out of prison for trafficking heroin...but I concur with the Globe when they tell they the Douglas clan to "Oh Shut Up".. again, deferring personal responsibility onto the justice system or someone else is a Team Wendy MO!!

I don't blame CZJ for going crazy being married to the Douglas family and Michael blaming her for his throat cancer...geez

and of course I don't give a hoot about Emmy awards or drugs and all the narcissism that goes along, but I'd like to issue a warning to Hollywood...keep it up with your immoral ways and you'll answer to the Women of Grace...and me... and Johnette, who needs it baaaad!!