all the young dudes

revised Boy Scout rule book

Boy Scout Oath or Promise
On my honor, I will do my best (to please my scoutmasters)

To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; (to please the scoutmasters)

To help other people at all times; (esp the scoutmaster who's got a really big wanger..at least that's what he called it when he showed it to me)

 

To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight. (morality is in the eye of the abuser)

Note that the Boy Scout Oath has traditionally been considered to have three promises. Those three promises are delineated by the semicolons in the Oath, which divide it into three clauses. The three promises of the Scout Oath are, therefore:

 

Duty to God and country

(and scoutmaster)

Duty to other people, and

(if your scoutmaster gets in your sleeping bag with ya, it's your duty to let him!)

Duty to self (the scoutmaster will teach you)

DUTY TO GOD AND COUNTRY: Your family and religious leaders teach you to know and serve God. By following these teachings, you do your duty to God (the horny bastard!)

Men and women of the past worked to make America great, and many gave their lives for their country. By being a good family member and a good citizen, by working for your country's good and obeying its laws, you do your duty to your country. Obeying the Scout Law means living by its 12 points. (the better you perform, the more points you get with the scoutmaster and GOD)

DUTY TO OTHER PEOPLE: Many people need help. A cheery smile and a helping hand make life easier for others. By doing a Good Turn daily and helping when you're needed, you prove yourself a Scout and do your part to make this a better world. (in other words always let the scoutmaster reach around when he wants to make love)

DUTY TO SELF: Keeping yourself physically strong means taking care of your body. Eat the right foods and build your strength. Staying mentally awake means learn all you can, be curious, and ask questions. Being morally straight means to live your life with honesty, to be clean in your speech and actions, and to be a person of strong character (in other words, the scoutmaster likes young and tender bodies!!)

these scumbag scoutmasters are now on my radar....