Sunday, October 28, 2012

turn turn turn

there is a season....
 
the Reverend Billy Graham unleashed a bunch of televangelic crackpots in the bible belt and because some Americans are feeble-minded, these folks have made a killing begging for money on TV..sow a seed they say by sending them one hundend dollars, five hundred so they can keep their ministry on the air...and the flock in fear.....Billy Graham is a clown....

and lately this crop of TV preachers has been getting political, warning the followers to vote for Romney by showing how evil Obama is...

I was watching Jack Van Impe and his nutty co-host wife Rexella and, well, it is Halloween and these two are freaks! Rexalla is awesome...a really batshit crazy blonde with a skinny face, lots of plastic work done and she talks like she's five years old and Jack is her daddy...


she says that Obama has let terrorists into the White House, then she turns and asks Jack.."is that really true, tell us about it , Jack?" then Jack starts in with the doomsday stuff and warns that Obama has ties with Hezzbolah and Iran and wants to wipe Christians and Jews from the face of the earth! then he cites some bible passages " nations will be confused" and starts making weird faces and screaming...then he goes back to Rexella who can't blink I noticed due to her too- tight face!!

wipe Christians and Jews from the face of the earth..hmmmm

Jack and Rexy go back and forth in complete nonsensical gibberish with the bible as the centerpiece for their fear....

America has freedom of religion but this ain't no old timey religion, it's a doomsday cult and these folks should be investigated for the money they got coming in, for any tax-exempt status and for just being con artists as are all TV evangelicals.....

from the web:
I'd never heard of
this guy before seeing his program on television the other night, but holy fuck is he spewing some crazy shit. Granted, it's not uniquely crazy -- he kept perseverating on the same one-world government and end-of-times Antichrist nonsense believed so fervently by the nuttier Christian sects and depicted so well in the Left Behind series (haven't read the books, but those movies are creepy) -- but still. I actually had no idea they allowed this insanity on television, let alone on regular channels.

Speaking of insanity, how about that Rexella? The whole program is pretty nuts, but this woman just batshit crazy. Look at those eyes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-z1Cp3TciA

Screw the book, Rexxy -- just send me some of whatever you're popping. That said, she does look damned good for being almost 80... I'm guessing those donations have allowed her to hire a pretty good plastic surgeon. Praise Jesus!

21:7 And if a man sell his daughter.....

the bible is a fantastic book full of poetry, metaphors and stories....it should be used wisely and if you want to sell me your daughter, we can work out deal....

1 comment:

CJ99 said...

Year and a half after this blog every episode of this crap has been exactly the same, as its been the same since he hit tv back in the 80's, same as when I was performing his carnival barker act back in the 60's. Whats funny (not in a good way) is that fanatical crhistians lap this shit up like t-bone steak drizzled in gravy.

Though the insane bullshit the Van Impe's spew is also quite dangerous in its own way. He desparately hope the world & all its ihabitants end in flames so he & his fake ass wife can be first in heaven. Lets remember these loons have followers who are all to willing to help him make it happen. Lets just hope they both die sooner rather than later (they're both in their 80's now) before they can inspire another Timothy McVeigh with a truck full of explosives parked next to a nuke plant right here in North America.