APRIL FOOLS!!!
you know, I was thinking of selling some of my guitars..I got thirty or so and I only got two hands..and one of them seems to be awfully busy lately....and then I just bought another one so I need to sell the good ones..the not so good ones I just give to Goodwill so they can fix 'em up....
so normally I sell things in the classified sections of the papers..the Indie, the News-Press or Coastal View in Carp....don't use EBAY any more due to fraud...so anyway I'm checking out the News-Press classifieds and well where are they?? this skinny little page before me is supposed to be the classified section...geez, there's only a bunch of UCSB ads and car ads....what happened to all the other ads..the music instrument sections, the furniture section and so on...GONE!!
wow I thought to myself...where have all the advertisers gone? I imagine the subscription and circulation of the News-Press must be dropping too..I mean there's only so many single white females over fifty with dogs and disposable income!! really....who else subscribes to the News-Press...
Well Wendy and Nipper I don't know what to tell ya...if I were you I'd sue the freaking Teamster's Union for loss of income or something like that...blame them for the lack of News-Press readers... give 'em Hell!! and besides, there's no one else left to sue, is there?
now I guess I'll try the internet..if they can sell pot and heroin on Craigslist, why not guitars..
1 comment:
Brilliant! Of course WM will sue the Teamsters, she couldn't possibly take responsibility for not being able to run a newspaper or a business. Much easier to have her lawyers sue someone to try and recoup her losses over her bad investment and bad skills (but she won't pay her lawyers when theyre done). Can't blame her lousy writers for not being able to write, can't blame her managing editor for not knowing how to find interesting stories or run a paper, and most of all can't blame herself!
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