Thursday, April 25, 2013

Life is a Carnival-part 2

Watership Down

 
so I turn on the TV at night and see that annoying rather homely gal Beth instead of Sharin on KEYT...Sharin's on the morning  show now? look guys, the only reason I watch KEYT is to look at Sharin..she's a fine looking babe..so put her back on at night.. and let me dream my peaceful dreams of her and me walkng on the beach, in the moonlight...the serious moonlight

well after cleaning out my ports, the truck flies....tears ass down the road.. ..I speed on over to the Mesa to fill up the truck with gas..that was a requirement after the induction service...I zoomed over to Watership Down (Shoreline Park) and parked in the park where the parking lot is...I got out and immediately saw a great big watership off shore...now these are starting to annoy me...I wonder how could I turn this monster into an artificial reef....hmmmm


luckily I saw some surfers and paddlers..and some squirrels...these are the little buggers that the city wants to kill for allegedly creating crumbling bluffs due to the holes they dig....

people have condos, why can't squirrels??

"why can't people just leave us alone?" asks Sixer, the chief squirrel I happened upon..he was hanging out in the non-native grasses at the Shoreline Park warren....I tolded Sixer that the City of Santa Barbara has been trying to poison him and his family: "Sixer, all the native-only biodiversity world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."

however, I told Sixer to watch out for one Lady who works for the City of Santa Barbara Parks Dept...


Queen Dripslobber, the great dogqueen and her staff, Postwiddle and Sniffbottom..these are the folks most likey to threaten you and your family up on here Watership Down...

the bluffs at Leadbetter are eroding from the weather and geophysical forces, not the squirrels...I'm thinking that the crumbly bluffs must have some chalky shale below and really this whole area is not suitable for developement....

Sixer thanked me for the warning and called me the King of Tomorrow...I was honored.. and headed back to the woods of Carpinteria....

2 comments:

Not a fan of D.G. either; But said...

O.K. so we all know that Denunzio has issues. But suppose Denunzio had been killed during this violent arrest. There would hopefully be a less cursory inquiry. We still don't know the who, what, where, why and when of both Denunzios and Tudors actions prior to the pursuit. This is important.

Explanations and justifications, including how Tudor initially became involved in the first place could be an revealing. I doubt Tudor just happened to be there standing in the bushes. The first minute of audio in the video could be revealing, interesting or an explanation for the lack of audio would be nice.

This should be an issue now considering the video evidence already produced. Remove the alcohol, prior arrests and Denunzios record and replace Tudors badge and uniform with street clothes. The available evidence would have a private citizen in the midst of a trial with the charge of murder with the special circumstance of lying in wait, subject to the death penalty; had the citizen taken Tudors actions and Denunzio had died. The fact that no one died is no excuse for a lack of answers.

The SBNewsPress is being to rich, snooty and snobby to investigate. The Independent is selling booze and entertainment. The Noozhawk is selling Westmont and Christianity. The Daily Sound is dead, and for a good reason. But no one is investigating. You're the only one who can do it. Put your bicycle in your truck and go for a ride. Find the who, what, where, why and when. Start at Hendrys beach and the Boathouse. But don't d and d or ride.

BTW wasn't Janis Joplin a drug addict and the kids and their moms and dads high as a kite over there at the Earl Warren Showgrounds? I"m sure you had or were the designated driver..errright.

Mick Von Caw said...

no no the kids are alright...the drugs...well,I did sneak a pack of Winstons to the concert...I was about 15 at the time..and don't start with the drugged out 1960's nonsense because it started in the 1940s! I mean the 1930's..wait, what about the Roaring 20's! and you're all over the place with DeNunzio..it's really not that complicated