Tuesday, October 7, 2008

A Bold Fresh Piece of Stupidity...

downright squirrelly...

Awright..I've been picking on Dr.Laura and Wendy et al..let's see if I can take some self-abuse as I, to paraphrase an irate reader, disgust against myself..
First off...I'm an idiot..flunked out of every school I attended. I messed up my first marriage by drinking too much, my second marriage by having an affair with an 80 year old woman... I was the spring and she was a dry gulch.. I've been single ever since and get my jollies by squeaking the squirrel on my neighbor's roof at night! I'm a loser!
I'm on welfare..ie, I got a good pension..and I hate dogs..the little shitbags hump my leg and spread disease on our beautiful beaches...then they lick their asses and lick their owners faces..geez, don't we have a Health Dept in Santa Barbara?? Shouldn't that be illegal? It certainly is immoral in my book.
People hate my guts, esp my family, who treat me like dirt because that's what I am....
My father used to scream at me in the morning:

Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast? Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! !
I plan to write a book and sell it on this website..it's called: "A Bold Fresh Piece of Stupidity" by Mick Von Caw with an intro by certified sex harasser Bill O'Reilly. I've never done anything worthwhile in my life and this blog proves it...
there..ya happy now???

2 comments:

All your personalities said...

Sonny, Mick, Brian

Are there any we've missed?

Mick said...

Hey Looselips..I'm Mick..not Julie, not Lisa not Sonny and not Brian..Mick...you got it? Just pretend you're watching a TV show and you won't get confused...