do you love beer?
No I don't..I used to drink it but it made me tired and my eyes bulged out..beer eyes is what we called it...Elings Park is host to a Beer festival in October..now get this, a bunch of people driving to the park to celebrate and drink beer..after five or six glasses, some idiots will get in their cars and drive onto the streets of Santa Barbara..well what a brilliant idea for festival fun!
The cops should set up a DUI checkpoint at the park entrance!
The Independent even has a little contest:
Write a little essay about the wonders of alcoholism and win free tickets to the event!
..and here's the pitch!
About the 2008 Santa Barbara Beer Festival..Fun never felt so good
Newly managed by a committee from the Santa Barbara Rugby Association, the 2008 Santa Barbara Beer Festival's goals are simple: to help promote two local nonprofits and have a lot of fun while doing so.
Please join us Saturday, October 18th, from 12:00 to 4:00 p.m., when the fields at Elings Park will be transformed into Santa Barbara's oldest beer festival featuring the best microbrews from the central and west coast. For just $30, you'll get a glass and an afternoon of unlimited beer tasting. We look forward to seeing you there!
unlimited beer tasting!! Well, you won't see me there you drunken hooligans...I'll be working to shut down this stupid event...