Saturday, October 4, 2008

You've Got Mail...

well..I finally heard from a lawyer

I woke up this morning from an awesome dream, then read my email..and now I know what it feels like to be Wendy McCaw, or anyone else who gets their money for nothin'...the fuzzy people
This is for your attention:We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of €4,600,000.00 (Four million Six hundred thousand Euro) inthe intent of the deceased (names now withheld since this is our secondletter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity andtherefore can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance sincethere is no written will.Our legal services aim to provide our private clients with a completeservice. We are happy to prepare wills, set-up and administer Trusts,carry out the administration of estates and prepare and administer powersof attorney. All the papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance ofthis deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance, your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our High court probatedivision for the release of this sum of money.Yours faithfully,Ruben Gonzalez.

knock off the BS Ruben and send the check!


Anonymous said...

I find it fascinating that you haven't been attacked yet by a Wendy lawyer. What's your secret?

Mick said...

My secret is I got a really good bullpen!