Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Dr. Laura Channel!

fresh as a daisy...

Did you catch Dr. Laura's new show on YouTube? It is a must see. Dr. Laura covers the gamut of topical issues..from modeling her own line of cruise wear to giving no-nonsense advice on personal matters. She'll answer questions and even handles the camera herself...
I was so excited to watch her new shows but was shocked when I thought I saw what happened when she thought the camera was off...she started talking about Sarah Palin and kept rolling her eyes and went "yuck" and stuck her finger down her throat in a faux-hurl! Then it appeared she started making fun of certain Alaskan children by making funny faces..disgusting....Dr. Laura..you should be ashamed of yourself! Hey..maybe I was dreaming!


But why would Laura promote herself on YouTube? Because she can't get a show on TV, obviously..Dr. Laura Schlessinger's syndicated TV show may have been short-lived, but that isn't stopping her from heading for YouTube. The Dr. Laura Channel will feature fresh weekly video content, video blogs, answers to listeners' questions, and behind-the-scenes footage shot by Dr. Laura, Take On the Day, Schlessinger's syndicator announced Tuesday (Sept. 23).Schlessinger, the most-listened-to female radio Talk show host and the third most-listened-to radio Talk program in the U.S., airs on more than 250 radio stations...(long live payola!!) She also writes a newspaper column for (muttonheads) at the Santa Barbara NewsPress, streams her radio show, does podcasts and even (masturbates) her little poodle doggy!! The Dr. Laura Channel will feature fresh -as- a -daisy- (douche) video content posted weekly by the popular air personality, including video blogs of Dr, Laura not seen anywhere else, answers to listeners’ questions, and occasionally, behind-the-scenes footage shot by Dr. Laura (playing with herself.. )


Geoff Rich, President of Take On The Day, the production company co-owned by Dr. Laura and Mr. Rich, said everything not in parentheses: "This is a great opportunity for Dr. Laura to reach many more people than those (jerkoffs) who listen to her radio program every day. We're trying to get something other than (white trash) to watch us and we’re excited to be partnering with the leading video website to help Dr. Laura’s fans and interested followers find exclusive, freshly (douched) content every week. We look forward to creating more interactive opportunities for visitors to The Dr Laura Channel on YouTube."

parenthetically mine..er... yours!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

The BAD thing is that people think this is REAL. When it's NOT and you do not post that on your home page. Your post hurts me, I'm a friend of Dr. Laura's and I think what you wrote was a nasty and horrible attack on a woman that does more good than anyone knows since she only does it for the good it does, not public recognition. NOT to mention ALL of the people she helps everyday on her radio show. How dare you! This is where freedom of speech goes wrong when people can defame others. sickening!

Mick said...

Thank you!

ROTFL said...

I saw the video, at first thought it was a spoof -- maybe Dr. Laura doing Joan Rivers doing Dr. Laura.

Then I went to Dr. Laura's Web site. It's legit.

The parenthetically mine..er...yours is funny, too, because Dr. Laura -- at least in her News-Press column -- was known for lifting stuff from the Internet and changing the language to suit her position on the subject.

Anonymous said...

Funny ROTFL, this whole article is a piece the "author" took and changed and added words to make this UNTRUE and not even funny. I would love to see how you would respond if one of your friends or family members where attacked like this. However, what I keep in mind is that people who are disgusting against someone who is doing good things is just defensive because they know they themselves aren't doing good in their own lives. You all sound like you just want to live the life of ease and self-centeredness.
Signed,
Done wasting my time with this...

Anonymous said...

Oh, and yes the beautiful video is LEGIT, the article is NOT. You know exactly what I was talking about!

It's clear said...

Well now you know, Mick.

Your readers are more interested in "do as I say not as I did" Dr. Laura than "check in with Barry Cappello before you criticize me" Wendy McCaw.

Mick said...

gee anonymous, I hate to burst your bubble, but the "DR" is a fraud! As an (author), (journalist) (psychologist) and someone who loves America, I must expose these self-promoting parasites for what they are: self-promoting parasites who have tried to destroy America with greed and hypocrisy! We can rebuild America with hard work and clear-minded policies. Therefore, any woman who lies to me when not in the prone position (I'm hip to and accept the "oh Mick,oh Mick, you're the best" kinda lies) is on my radar...

Anonymous said...

Mick, you are insane, weird and now-right unethical. But I'm sure you probably do not care about that. I'm sure there are no mirrors in your house to look in, in the morning. I just don't get how you can walk around with your arrogant attitude and think it's ok. You absolutely sicken me.

Mick said...

Anonymous..
I walk around same way most Dr. Laura fans do..with one arm in front of the other!

Anonymous said...

The first anonymous is a fraud. No friend of Dr. Laura could be Anonymous. Dr. Laura is not a person, it's a marketing tool.
Forget the hurt feelings ploy.

Yvonne said...

Thank you Mick.
We can all use a good laugh.
I'm sending this one to everyone I know.